So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Were out of ideas. No mfine. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). The car, that would drive him to his early grave. Tony walked over to the side of the ship that had his suit in a locker. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. anger is all i have been good at Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. You'd never hurt--". His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. I did. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. Dangerous," Peter cried. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. Nick Fury calls Peter Parker into his office to recruit him on a mission, but when Fury's ginger cat, Goose, walks int. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. Highest rank #298 in Fanfiction I could never understand what I did to you. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Youre good.. When Peters hands are fully lowered to his sides, Clint speaks quietly. Come help. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. He tries again. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. Banana. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. He completely forgot that today was lab day! Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Cinnamon. The answer we are looking for ladies and gentlemen, is broccoli. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. Stay back! Frantic. Thank you, Peter. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. Im procrastinating too. Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. as well as The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Dirty sock. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. left kudos on this work. "No, no! But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. Hell be fine, Thor. Ill be back Dr. Is it Skittles?. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. Ease up Nat. Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Loki, dont rub your eyes. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Harley Stark y Peter Rogers, dos vidas distintas. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. Oh, yeah. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Lavender. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Peter relies on his enhanced sense of smell and confidently says, Lemon. He rattles off the next ones with barely any hesitation between them. Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. The last thing he could remember was the sound of his mentors repulsers flying through the air, steadily becoming closer and more audible. Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. Thanks., Steve continues. It's between Peter and Captain America. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Peter nods. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. You think I read that? He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. Peter and I have work to do.. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. That is incorrect. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. quackson4life, PrussianDragon, TalinNurmi, Zana_Zira, BlueStarAtSunrise, Queen_of_Curses, Oreina, turtle_gem, Pono7412, nicoisawsome11, Alli_Attorney, pnkprincess, Snakey_kun, EverlastingPetals, rainy_days_and_blue_skies, Avalkalove, froogle_moogle, Astralactivity, BlackCatRunning, Margaret89, Daidaiiro, 0FrerardPhan0, KissMyFrogPhotography, Rainbow_Gigglemug, KnitReadRepeat, LittleSmudge, GoingToAsgard, joannofarc, Viconia, quinn_goblin, vamp0202, Weather, Xmarksthespot, kiiriminna, silmarlfan1, cy_grl, daemoninwhite, GoldenHelikaon, ShadowE, DeathjunkE, curi_o, Skelepuppy, Secret_H, athenethegoddess02, temporalgambit, amity88, AzzerThePirate, LokkaNightNyx, shadynaiad, anruiukimi, and 16 more users Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Are you unwell, brother?. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. Come help. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. I'm not sure I told you Grass?, Tony laughs. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. They could not believe that they were stalking a teenager! Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. Clint and Peter use sign language in a later story as well. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Clint restates the obvious. Fuck. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Todays activity is a smelling contest. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. just how much I missed Thats too much information, Pete.. The two had bonded over Clints shared admission and Peter even learned sign language in case Clints hearing aids broke and he needed a translator. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. Bruce is right where Peter left him. Please consider turning it on! Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. anger I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. And with that, Tony finally stopped. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. He wont stop sneezing. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. Until he woke up one day screaming. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. Ill be making barbecue sliders. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Yeah, you got me. Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. This calls for a celebration. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. Here Cap. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Dr. 1.2K Stories. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? Thats not fair. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. Sniffing like that is revolting. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. "No, no, no! I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. It looks like theres an entire box worth of crumpled up tissues in there. PART 1 (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Garlic. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. The birthday boy. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Chocolate. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. The rules are easy. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. 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